Total Medals Earned: 1,475 (From 249 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,765 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (180/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (145/355 points)
Find the hidden announcers
Win the race on Normal
Win the race on Hardcore
Graciously lose the race
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Medals Earned: 6/7 (210/220 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 10
Feed 100 Mooks
Complete All Levels
Feed 250 Mooks
Get a Total Score of 2500+
Feed 50 Mooks
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/265 points)
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 10,000
Achieve a perfect round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Reach a score of 25,000
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000